UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN TO Branson,
you've probably never heard of Shoji Tabuchi, a master fiddler
from Japan who sports spangly jackets and a n]op of black hair.
Night after night, his variety show, a glitzy production with
acts much flashier than his own, plays to packed houses of
casually dressed middle Americans. A true showman, he's the
hottest ticket in town--a town that styles itself as the "Live
Entertainment Capital of the World." In
October, the surrounding hillsides glow with fall finely,
another crowd-pleaser in this corner of southwest Missouri, 11
miles north of the Arkansas state line. Bright mild days and
cool evenings are perfect for sightseeing, and many attractions
stay open long past Labor Day.
The warm weather and autumn hues extend into
November, the start of the theaters' big holiday season. And
once school's back in session, some of the performers most
popular with older audiences return from summer hiatus. From
September through December, Branson's busiest time, four in 10
visitors are 65 years and older.
Mention Branson to most folks, and country
music comes to mind. But the small town's 40-sorne theaters
showcase a whole galaxy of stars, from hillbilly humorists and
Elvis impersonators to nationally known entertainers who've
decided to settle down in this Ozarks community of 6,500
residents.
This year, for the first time, Branson stages
offer more than 100 shows--110 at last count. That's about a
dozen more than last year.
Besides a Japanese fiddler, there's Russian
comic Yakov Smirnoff, a Branson headliner who this year moved
into a larger theater, one built in 1992 by country singer Mel
Tillis. Yakov honed his craft in Moscow comedy clubs before
emigrating to America in 1976 and is best known for his
patriotic refrain "What a country!"
Indeed, almost all performers in Branson
celebrate the American way of life, promoting the kind of
wholesome, old-fashioned values cherished by the vast majority
in their audiences. Shows are family-oriented, tow the line on
good taste and unashamedly trumpet God and country. Branson's
marketing tag line: "Real American Entertainment."
In addition to time-honored hymns and
patriotic anthems, Branson shows focus on '50s and '60s rock 'n'
roll, Broadway show tunes, country music, gospel and other
middle-of-the-road fare that many of us grew up with. To add an
extra dose of nostalgia, sometimes those songs come from the
lips of television and recording stars we remember from the good
old days.
Crooner Andy Williams, who had his own TV show
decades ago, appears with Ann-Margret from Sept. 10 to Oct. 26
at Williams' Moon River Theatre (as they did for six weeks this
past spring).
In another flashback, the Lennon Sisters star
in "The Welk Show" from Sept. 10 to Dec. 11 at the Welk Resort
Theatre, along with a rotating cast of other favorites who
appeared on Lawrence Welk's long-running TV show. Featuring
honky-tonk piano player Jo Ann Castle, the variety show is in
its 11th and final season in Branson but plans to go on the
road. (The Welk Theatre this fall also presents Larry Gatlin &
The Gatlin Brothers, co-starring country superstar Pam Tillis,
daughter of Mel.)
The stars may be aging, but their
state-of-the-art theaters rival Las Vegas for technical wizardry
and special effects. Jim Stafford, a singer-comedian who had a
national TV show in the '70s and appeared regularly on the
"Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour" in 1987-88, wows his family
audiences with a virtual thrill fide requiring 3-D glasses.
While Stafford resides in a Beverly
Hills-style estate overlooking Table Rock Lake, many Branson
celebrities make their homes in the gated Pointe Royale golf
community, where residents include Williams, the Lennon Sisters
and country singer Mickey Gilley, who opened his theater in
1990.
Performers often mingle with their adoring
public during intermission or after the show, signing autographs
and posing for pictures. Some step aboard departing tour buses
to say thank you.
Though Branson boasts more theater seats than
New York's Broadway district, its natural setting holds as
much--or even more--appeal for vacationers who enjoy boating,
swimming and fishing on its three lakes--Table Rock, Taneycomo
and Bull Shoals.
The area offers many rivers for canoeing and
kayaking, and trails for hiking and horseback riding. Forested
landscapes go on for miles, providing endless opportunities for
autumn leaf-peeping.
A convenient fall color drive is the new Ozark
Mountain Highroad, an eight-mile stretch from U.S. 65 north of
Branson to Highway 76, about two miles west of the Branson city
limits. There are no houses, stores or billboards in sight--just
Ozarks wilderness.
For an entertaining whirl around Table Rock
Lake, hop aboard the Showboat Branson Belle. Through December,
lunch and dinner cruises on the luxury paddlewheeler include the
new "Steppin' Out" show, a tribute to family musicals like "The
Music Man," "The Wizard of Oz" and "The Lion King." Evening
cruises spotlight comedian-ventriloquist Todd Oliver and his two
talking dogs, Lucy and Irving.
Vintage dome cars on Branson Scenic Railway
provide views of territory inaccessible by automobile. Departing
from the 1905 depot in downtown Branson, the two-hour trip takes
passengers through tunnels, over trestles and through hills
dotted with the ruins of abandoned communities now named only on
railroad maps.
The train's northern route goes about 20 miles
to the James River Valley in Galena, Mo. The southern route
ventures into Arkansas. The direction is set by the Missouri and
Northern Arkansas Railroad, a working commercial line, just
prior to departure time. A four-course candlelight meal is
served on Saturday evenings.
Before or alter the train trip, spend some
time poking into the little downtown shops. The most famous is
Dick's Oldtime 5 & 10 on Main Street, crammed floor to ceiling
with more than 50,000 different items, from scrub boards to
rubber spiders. Downtown's 31st annual Autumn Daze Craft
Festival is Sept. 16-19.
Tourists in large numbers first discovered
this neck of the woods after Harold Bell Wright's 1908 novel The
Shepherd of the Hills intrigued readers who wanted to learn more
about the Ozarks lifestyle depicted in his nationwide
bestseller.
These mountain folks' struggle for survival
and happiness is portrayed six nights a week from April through
October at the Shepherd of the Hills Homestead and Outdoor
Theater, a Branson standby since 1960. Shot guns, six-shooters,
horses, buggies, a blazing cabin fire and a 1908 auto are all
part of America's best-attended outdoor historical drama.
Also making its debut in 1960 was Silver
Dollar City theme park, the area's No. 1 attraction. Modeled
"after an 1890s Ozarks village, it features charming shops,
music shows and 100 skilled artisans, from glassblowers and
blacksmiths to potters and fiddlemakers. Throw in thrill rides
and tours of Marvel Cave (on the premises), and you've got a
full day.
Silver Dollar City's annual Festival of
American Music & Craftsmanship (Sept. 9 to Oct. 30) features
musical groups performing bluegrass, gospel and country, plus
craftspersons from around the world. New is a Lewis & Clark
musical and visual presentation on the 200th anniversary of the
historic expedition.
The Roy Rogers-Dale Evans Museum last year
relocated to Branson from its longtime home in California. It
spotlights the careers of the famous husband-and-wife duo--the
"King of the Cowboys" and "Queen of the West"--that captivated
movie and television audiences in the 1930s, '40s and '50s.
Artifacts include the mounted figures of their horses, Trigger
and Buttermilk. Roy "Dusty" Rogers Jr. performs with his
country-western band in the 326-seat theater.
Branson, a town that honors American veterans
every chance it gets, takes pride in its Veterans Memorial
Museum. Ten great halls (with hundreds of artifacts) salute
those who served in World War I and subsequent conflicts. The
hallmark of the museum is the world's largest bronze war
memorial sculpture, which consists of 50 life-size soldiers
storming a beach. Branson's annual Veterans Homecoming, held the
week leading up to Veterans Day (Nov. 11), is one of America's
largest veterans events.
While many tourist meccas are quiet during the
holidays, things rev up every November and December in Branson,
one of America's top Christmas-season getaways. Those months
account for 27.9 percent of Branson's annual visitor totals.
Themed lighting festoons the town from one end
to the other. The two-mile Branson Festival of Lights Parkway
drive-through off Highway 65 features thousands of displays. |